spooky-mass-line:

me boutta prove a fuckboy wrong

spooky-mass-line:

me boutta prove a fuckboy wrong

lambhoof:

i have a special folder for photos of small dogs snoozing on large sleeping places

"22 years ago today. 22 years ago today, a boy named Harry Potter boarded the Hogwarts Express. 22 years ago today, Ron Weasley asked if he could sit in Harry’s compartment. 22 years ago today, Hermione Granger asked they if they saw Neville’s toad. 22 years ago today, Harry, Ron, and Hermione were sorted into Gryffindor. 22 years ago today, the golden trio met."
— (via siriuxblacx)

barbidreamdumpster:

if you want to ask a bisexual or asexual person about their sexual history to verify that they’re queer, but you don’t want them to take it the wrong way, try this useful communication technique:

give them twenty dollars and go away.

dalishmarshmallow:

I’m really invested in the idea of elves having twitchy ears that reflect their emotions. I’m also invested in the idea of elves having a hard time reading humans because their ears don’t move—and really, that’s like talking to someone who never moves their eyebrows for them.

cupofteaorgtfo:

Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow

ricktimus:

Neil deGrasse Tyson is not impressed with all your sexism.

If there’s one thing I learned from my degree it’s that before they made computers women did like 99% of the work in astronomy. Like everything we know about space is because women worked stuff out and men took the credit.

And people still think women can’t do science