One of my facebook friends just liked this page:

Harry Potter- “Whips Hair”, Jealous?
Voldemort- No
Harry- Hey, I’m gonna get a noise piercing, wanna come?
Voldemort- I cant, mothers day is coming soon and I have dinner with my parents, JEALOUS?

*sigh*

Oh Facebook, when will you learn. Tumblr would know what happened to Voldemort’s parents